My friend is in his late forties and last week I struggled to pull the truth out of him after a man more of my age went skipping off triumphantly after being given a little blue tablet by another man who, in his early thirties, supplied him and my friend !
The thirty year old apparently takes a double dose though what a Doctor would say about it I wouldn't care to think !
My friend tried one for the first time a week before and he had a DISASTER !
About twenty minutes after swallowing it he started to feel oddly overheated, his face flushed, his head felt 'funny', he felt extremely irritable and he found himself the owner of a stonking WEAPON !
But then his companion asked him something completely reasonable and he blew up at her for no reason he could explain and THAT ruined the atmosphere somewhat !
So, as no apology was accepted he found himself almost in tears and desperate for an antidote for which there is none !
The lady apparently then reluctantly accepted his grovelling and normal relations followed which even he admitted went on for far too long, to the point where she reached for her book to read behind his head and he later collapsed with a terrible pain in his lower back which he still had a week later, during which NO 'relations' were even remotely possible for him !
When he spoke to me there was no triumph in his tale, no bragging and his face was still flushed after eight days so there has to be a moral to this story doesn't there ?
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