Sally_Part 109. WHY I'M NOT GOING TO A LARA FABIAN CONCERT ! ( photos of Lara to follow ) (edited version with the three rude words changed into something slightly more acceptable ! )

BLOOMIN WOMAN KEPT LEANING FORWARD AND ENTIRELY BLOCKING MY VIEW ! I SAID NOTHING AS ANY MAN IS JUST SIMPLY BRAVE FOR SITTING AMONGST SUCH RAMPANTLY HYSTERICAL WOMEN !

I don't remember how I discovered Lara Fabian and when she became my favourite singer in the entire world but it must have been in the last year after I watched her singing a number with Josh Groban who is Shirley's and several million large chested women's favourite man in the Universe ! ( I have been staggered by the generally huge size of many 'Grobanites' and have amused myself for hours before the start of a concert trying to work out the combined weight of the attendant boobies !

You can find photos of Josh and Shirley in Part 13 of this Blog, 'Happy Birthday Josh Groban !' .

I don't mind admitting that I like Josh hugely and although I have never screamed out his name at one of the seven concerts of his I've accompanied my delirious wife to, I have stood and applauded him along with the other, on average, three men !

SHIRLEY WAS IN HEAVEN AS SHE COULD SEE THE WHITES OF JOSH'S EYES !

Josh may well be the saddest thirty two year old on the world circuit as night after night and with the house lights up he has to endure the sight of many of his audience attempting to lift their gigantic ageing bottoms off their groaning seats to wrest off their too tight corsets to throw at him !

The man has a perfect voice and is very funny but it's his Geeky looks that seem part of his charm and although women seem to want to mother him, many seem more than willing to smother him with their over abundant fat !

Lara, on the other hand and as beautiful as she is is NOT a sex symbol !

She is quite simply a joy to listen to and a wonderful singer who performs songs from somewhere deep inside and is often accompanied only by a haunting piano !

Each one is a story of heartbreak, sung in French or Italian and it doesn't matter that you don't actually understand the lyrics as the emotion overpowers every time !

So if you've got an hour or two to spare, go to You Tube and watch her concerts and see for yourselves how her audience adores her !

In particular, here are three songs for you...Je T'aime.....Je Suis Malade and Perdere L'Amore.

Now, I won't be going to any of her concerts this autumn as they are all in France or Belgium and apart from the ticket price of £60 there's the return air fare of £230 and a night in a hotel, £100, a lost market, £30 or so, car parking and of course all the others bits that always add up to another small fortune !

Shirley no longer has a passport which would mean my travelling alone and as I recently failed to lift my own bag onto the Xray machine and didn't understand why everyone was tutting around me, I really think I should recognise the fact that I WOULD get lost and miss the concert !

Josh is appearing at the Hollywood Bowl for three nights this week and I did offer Shirley the chance to get tickets and fly out there for her to see one or all of them but thankfully she refused as had she accepted I would have had to get to the Liverpool Passpoprt Office pretty quick !

So instead I'm babysitting AGAIN !