I was carrying Shirley's coat and despite wearing four or five layers of my own I was still freezing whilst she sweated as the temperature was just above absolute zero ! |
It was ten feet short of Shirley when it shook its head violently from side to side sending most of the mucussy gunge flying in a circle that landed on top of its muzzle !
I retched but Shirley hadn't spotted it and carried on walking.
So get your boots on and get out there ! |
"I don't know!" she responded with contempt, "I don't know EVERYTHING !"
And that's when I fainted !
It's taken forty four years for those words to come out of her mouth and I'm still in shock three hours later !
Late autumn in England can be as gorgeous as this ! |